Jeremy Piven, Page Six

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When Jeremy Piven showed up to a Page Six Magazine photo shoot, he got things started off with, "This isn't my first time on the merry-go-round. You want mediocre? I can give you mediocre." When he was over mediocre, he "let out a guttural moan and "ripped the sleeves off a $350 Giorgio Armani shirt." This prompted the mag to ask, "Is This the Biggest Jerk in Hollywood?"

Mickey Rourke somehow wound up on The View where, despite Barbara Walters' admiring his body, he chose Elisabeth Hasselbeck to take home with him.

This is what Audrina looks like rolling around in bed with only a bra, some ugly jeans and...a phone with a cord?! LOL.

Sienna Miller is taking her married-man-stealing show to New York where someone is allowing her to star in a Broadway play.

Really, Mischa Barton? You want us to look at these Herbal Essences ads?

Is that Josh Duhamel or Chandler Bing golfing in the Bahamas in our Big Pic gallery?