When Bret Michaels' bedmate hopeful Brittaney was a child, she was apparently an excellent ice skater. And, while she may have had the spirit, hopes and dreams to go all the way in the graceful world of professional skating, she also has a rack much more suited to a career in pornography.

Here we see Brittaney reminisce about a path not taken, though you'd better believe she's got no regrets about spending her life as an inspirational figure for horny young men everywhere. Just look at her face at the end of the clip, and you'll see the unwavering strength and pride in knowing she's really accomplished something.