Dear Haven't You Heard:
Indie is the new Blockbuster. Jim's just going along with the rest of the A-listers who are partaking in the festival (even though they might not all physically be there).
Does Angelina Jolie have any formal education? Just curious. Something about her has always bothered me. She seems lacking in some way, and I thought maybe that was the problem.
Dear Book Smarts:
I don't think lack of brains is A's issue. In fact, I think she has more street smarts than she knows what to do with.
Your friend Lloyd Boy-Toyed sure sounds like Aaron Eckhart. Could he be good friends with our beloved Toothy?
Dear Two Face:
Our boy Lloyd is no big superhero. Maybe more of a villain?
I'm sorry for making fun of your washer and dryer. The walls aren't that bad, either. I was just in a mood. Your house looks cool and tidy.
What's with the apology, babe? As anybody who's seen Truth Lies & Ted, my laundry room looks like Lindsay Lohan having gone without Red (or boy) Bull for weeks on end.
Actually, Ted, Gene Robinson was picked for the ceremony before Rick Warren. It is not a mea culpa; it is an acknowledgement that there are people in this world with different opinions. If only everyone had the emotional maturity that Obama has, the world would be a better place. Yes, Obama was never for gay marriage, neither is Joe Biden, he made that clear. And neither was Hillary, although you like to pretend she was. You have a lot more in common with Prop 8 supporters than you care to admit.
I've never pretended Hillary was for Prop 8—it disgusts me that she, too, had the nerve to say what was good for her wasn't a right for others, and I've said so. Who cares whether Gene came before Rick? The point is that Rick came at all—can you imagine if Warren had said racist things on any level in the past? Why is it OK, then, that he preached anti-gay things? Complete double standard.
I love you and your column, have to have my "Ted" fix every day! Maybe it's a naive question, but does Toothy Tile know that everyone knows he's closeted? If so, why does he continue the charade? No one is fooled.
—Lovin u in Texas
Dear Tile Is Tickin':
If that many people outside of the L.A. or "reader" bubbles actually knew, then maybe, just maybe, he'd come out.
Always enjoy reading your blog, so in return, I invite you to view my newest YouTube vid—not getting too many hits, but that's OK, the few who have seen it liked it.
Dear Video Vixen:
Maybe it will now. But, doll-face, edit much? Great message but it goes on like I do about the friggin' Mormon Church.
Why does Robin Wright Penn put up with Sean Penn? Does she have more money than him and not do a prenup? I would think after all these years of humiliation she would kick him to the curb. She seems normal, but the longer she stays with him, the more I wonder if she is crazy? Especially if he was out with Lindsay Lohan. Eww.
Dear Wife Swap:
Why does Téa stick with David? Or why is Rosetta Getty still married to Balthazar? Or Hillary with Bill all those Monica years ago? It's clearly a demented spouse thing, and I don't like it, either.
I read your article about Jen Aniston out with another man. In one sentence you say Brad got tired of servicing her years ago and in another sentence you say the other man would up Brad Pitt in the looks department? Not very realistic. I think you're a d--khead for calling Angie a bitch. If you're pissed off because she ended up with Brad, it takes two. She's donated more and has done more for the charities and poor women and children of this world than most celebrities. Can you say the same about Jen?
Dear Kindergarten Cop:
Nope. And for the record, I have no problem about any of the charity work she's done, it's great someone's doing it. I just don't see why everyone's so quick to think A is a "Saint" because of all of it. There are tons of people volunteering who aren't celebrities, why do we need to put her on a pedestal? (And your Brad points have nothing to do with each other.)
Classy Classy Classy Ted. I love what you had to say about Jett Travolta and family.
Dear Piss Approved: