Michael Buckner/Getty Images for Belvedere• Tom Hanks talks Prop 8 at the Big Love party: “The truth is this takes place in Utah, the truth is these people are some bizarre offshoot of the Mormon Church, and the truth is a lot of Mormons gave a lot of money to the church to make Prop 8 happen. There are a lot of people who feel that is un-American, and I am one of them. I do not like to see any discrimination codified on any piece of paper, any of the 50 states in America, but here's what happens now. "
• Why did John McCain have to go ruin Cindy McCain's Dancing With the Stars party? Not cool, dude. She coulda been a star.
• By the looks of the Hannah Montana: The Movie poster, it involves some sort of cattle drive that ends at a beach party.
• Ali Lohan was pretending not to like the attention yesterday while hanging out with her big sis, which is adorbs. But why isn't this kid in school?
• Drew Barrymore's hair stylist speaks out about the Golden Globes 'do. And we agree: "It worked out beautifully." Crazy/Beautiful.
• Um, most bizarro Oprah rumor ever? Definitely!
• And Jake Gyllenhaal in our Big Pic gallery was all, "OMG Reese, you still have the old BlackBerry? LOL."