• Jennifer Lopez says she didn't wear her wedding ring to the Golden Globes because her look had already reached the appropriate amount of “You want a piece of this?” desperation and any further sign of her being married would have clashed.
• GND's Kendra is full of fun facts today: "Now I'm totally against [Hugh Hefner's] way of life, with three girlfriends and all of that." And she clears up the sex thing: "I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it."
• All right, Katie Holmes, you're such an edgy fashion model and we didn't see any fire in Posh's Armani ads. So you win the fierce-off or whatever you two are doing.
• Why do you do this to yourself, Verne Troyer?
• We're with weirdo dancer dude with the curly hair from Bromance, the best part about Lauren Conrad is her nice shoes.