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Barack Obama, Joe Biden

AP Photo/Morry Gash

Inauguration Day is only a couple of days away, babes, and we've got butterflies wondering what President Obama's first step in the White House is gonna be. Legalize gay marriage? Wish I weren't joking there.

'Course, we're happy it's a step inside the White House to begin with, but we're expecting a whole lot, just like all those celebs who promoted him so insistently all of '08. Tuesday might be one helluva party all around the U.S., but Wednesday, he'd better get to work. And exhaustion ain't gonna be an excuse, Barack, we don't care how big a celebrity you've become.

Awful's Inauguration Poll
What should Obama get sorted out first while he's in office?
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