The year of the screeching blood weasel, 2009, is already shaping up to be every inch the Soup-y buffet of hilarity that was 2008. Bear witness to today's menu, including a slice of Lipstick Jungle and a steaming dollop of Tool Academy with a little grated Bromance on the side. Still hungry? Tune in Friday at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

Until then, there's always plenty to nosh on in the Soup's video pantry.