How many times have you asked yourself, Gee, if a vagina had eyes, I wonder what it would see? Right, thousands of times. Just like us. Anyway, that burning question has now been answered by the creative minds at Lactacyd Femina, the company that has long been considered the Citizen Kane of feminine intimate care products.
Their secret ingredient? Lactic acid, which you may remember from Woodstock, when hundreds of hippie drug enthusiasts reacted badly to the stuff. This comes to us from Soup pal Rob.