Are you ready to get Bacon'd?

Not even a rogue piece of chicken cutting her uvula can stop Miley from talking. In fact, she'll probably just talk more, because it's not everyday she gets a sexy Lohan voice.

Madonna's old beefcake flame A-Rod and Kate Hudson got "very cozy" over a three-hour meal. Did Kate somehow miss the whole A-Rod Scandal of '08? Because this doesn’t seem like a good move.

The View ladies aren't having any of Ann Coulter's "I'm such a victim" whining.

See all the stars who walked the red carpet last night in our Golden Globes Arrivals gallery!