It's nice to see that glam-metal panty master Bret Michaels is finally bringing a wholesome helping of religion into the female pyramid scheme that is his Rock of Love Bus sexperience.

In this episode, the aging stud motors his tawdry gaggle of possible GFs to the altar for a heartwarming faux marriage competition. Luckily, potential-missus Kelsey has a more-the-merrier approach to matrimony, courtesy of her Utah roots. By the way, these women are either tremendous actors or are sadly disillusioned. Good times!