Now that The Real World: Brooklyn has made its stunning premiere, we all know that pink-skateboard-owning Chet is happy. But is he gay? That's apparently the question everyone's asking, one that Chet denies emphatically.

Then he sits in a boat with his roomie and sings about how cute muscle-bound housemate Chris is, and we won't make any seamen jokes. Be in front of your TV tonight at 10 ET/PT to see a spanking-new Soup