Eric Charbonneau/Le Studio/Getty Images• Joan Holloway, meet Rachel Green. Jennifer Aniston supposedly wants to be on Mad Men. Betty Draper, do you still have that rifle?
• Anne Hathaway ought to put a good polish on that acceptance speech for Sunday's Golden Globes if this is any indication.
• Robert Pattinson is a dirty boy.
• So is Ashley Olsen. Whatever you do, don't shake her hand.
• Vanessa Hudgens: The Remix.
• Things have gotten so bad for Brittany Murphy, she's resorted to making Ramen.
• Dear Daniel Craig and Liev Schreiber: Thanks for the advice. Our office is freezing. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
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