Who has time to shave when there's Soup condensing to be done? Not your very own Joel McHale, who serves up some colon-cleansing advice courtesy of Confessions of a Teen Idol. Then Gossip Girl's Chuck Bass says yes to drugs, and an enraged matriarch choppers into her horndog son's hot-tub scene on Momma's Boys. See all this and more on a brand new Soup this Friday at 10 p.m. ET/PT.