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Aubrey O'Day

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Princess of Skank Aubrey O'Day is no longer a virgin. A Playboy virgin, that is, 'cause A has agreed to bare all and appear on the cover for the mag later this year, as we're sure you're absolutely titillated to hear all about. The worst part about it is how much she's freaking getting paid to get naked, something she usually does for free anyways. Check it out:

Uh, 500,000 smackers is reportedly the amount the fired Danity Kane chick is getting to strip down. Aren't we in a recession? And Playboy isn't exactly flush-a-roonie right now? You'd think Hugh could find a much more economical way to dish out half a mil. We've already seen Aub's ta-tas thanks to her half-naked strolls down crimson carpets, and I don't know many who are interested in what's jockeying around down under.

But hold on to your vibrators, babes, sources superclose to Playboy highly doubt Ms. O's getting that much green to show off her nether parts: "There is no way in hell the mag would pay that much," insists a superinside Playboy peep. "Sounds like her PR person planted it."

Hmmm, interesting that that's just the person we're waiting to hear from at the moment...surely, if the sum's not planted, it's inflated?

—Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder