Courtney Love

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 If it blogs like a crazy blogger and looks like a crazy blogger, it's probably Courtney Love. No doubt, we would blog thousands of words of nonsense if we wore this to work.

 Sharon Osbourne demonstrates how to solve arguments the Charm School way: Pour wine on the smack talker, then yank out her weave.

 Gwyneth Paltrow cares enough about our holiday weight gain to offer up her personal detox menu. Everyone say thanks, Gwynnie.

 Now is not the time for this, Tom Cruise.

 It's the Obama girls' first day of school and, yes, the pictures are adorbs.

 Katie Holmes dropping $14 million in New York City over the past six months is not enough to save the economy—apparently, she needs to step it up and cut it out with all the real estate.