Caught! Britney Paints the Town, Not Vagina!

Britney Spears and Brooke Hogan raise eyebrows out on the town

By Ted Casablanca Jan 05, 2009 10:35 PMTags
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Britney Spears, relaxin' at In Style Nails on Santa Monica Boulevard. Brit-Brit chilled outside smoking a cig (can't expect the gal to quit everything) while her minion went in to make sure the salon wasn't busy. When the coast was clear, B went in, and as she sat down, the manicurist asked her if she was Britney. B.S. replied "yup" in a very "here we go again" kind of tone, dished a fellow spaee. Nice to know it was just her nails the gal was freshening up, not her enormous vajayjay—the one we've been reading about on her hacked Twitter feed. Have no fear, we're told Brit's people are seriously "looking into it." An even grosser thought is...

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo, dining together at China Grill in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. Who stays together that long nowadays? Things must still be serious in blahland 'cause the duo were dining with her 'rents. Really though, you two ain't Speidi, so mix it up a bit. Or maybe one of you already is? More successfully debauched in Florida...

P. Diddy, Casey Affleck and a bearded Joaquin Phoenix, partying it up over the holidays at LIV at the Fontainebleau. Talk about an odd three musketeer's bunch. Dids was in town to host an NYE bash, and he sure seemed to find a good gang to booze it up with. Also thirsty for love, among other things, in Miami was...

Brooke Hogan, desperate for male attention. Like any girl trying to stay in the H'wood fast lane, she had her group of gays in tow as she danced on her table at Click, while only a few people snapped her pic. Maybe it was her hideous Juicy-like peach dress and very wrong knee-high boots that turned the crowd off. Hon, that's what the gays are for. Let them help you to look less tranny.

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