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Verne Troyer, Genevieve Gallen

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After a lengthy history of some 30 years, the credibility of Penthouse magazine's Forum column—stipulating that a penis must range from 8 to 12 inches in length to satisfy a woman—is coming into question, thanks to a statement from actor Verne Troyner's Playboy model girlfriend.

Despite sexy Genevieve Gallen's revelation that "Verne's body is proportional all over, so he was smaller than I expected," the 2-foot-8-inch actor's size didn't cause a problem. "We could have sex up to 10 times in a single day," gushed the stunner. "We'd do it for 45 minutes and he would just keep on going as I had orgasm after orgasm."

The far-reaching ramifications of her statements have yet to be fully realized.

"This is truly incredible," stated Penthouse rep Serge Dunwiddy to Soup Blog reporters. "Our long held belief that a woman can only reach orgasm after an intense session with a man's massive, helmeted bohemian love dart, or a fellow's immense, pulsating intruder has been shaken to the core. Apparently a seemingly insatiable vixen can be satisfied by a fantastically swollen rod that's less than, well, monstrous."

Added a concerned Dunwiddy: "Accuracy has always been our foundation. We're going to have to rethink our editorial stance on this issue."