In an unexpected but yet rather perfect pairing, WWE superstar John Cena will co-host the 2016 Teen Choice Awards with actress-singer Victoria Justice. Read that again, but this time, think about it. Think of the possibilities. Greatness can be expected of this duo—as long as certain core requirements are met. These are non-negotiable.
Behold: The seven things that, without question, must occur during Teen Choice 2016:
1. Victoria must walk on stage to a normal, enthusiastic introduction. And then, after a few calm moments, "JOHHHNN CEEENAAA!" must blast through every single speaker not just in the venue but everywhere in the greater Los Angeles area. He must barrel onto the stage, pick up Victoria with one arm and balance her above his head. Again, non-negotiable.
2. When Charlie Puth performs "We Don't Talk Anymore," nominated for Choice Breakup Song, the camera must cut to John Cena brushing away tears on cue.