Okay, she may just be a media whore always trying to score some cheap train-wreckognition, but you've got to hand it Courtney Love. Because she probably couldn’t find it otherwise. But seriously now folks, nobody does MySpace blog incoherence like Court and she's really outdone herself this time with a trademark careening screed to kick off the New Year.

This one is vaguely addressed to Mario Lavinderia (aka, blogger Perez Hilton) and eventually winds around to the "point" that "Woopi Goldberg is top 5 coolest people on the planet."

For those who prefer the audio-book/dramatic reading version of celebrity drool, Perez shared the link to "Coutrney Love's latest genius retard myspace blog" from YouTube (listen above, or compare to the historical document here). Look out 2009, Court's still got it—and it may be contagious!

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