E! NetworkFrom ROB:
WHY DOES JOEL ALWAYS WEAR A TIE? IT WOULD BE COOL TO SEE HIM IN MORE CASUAL DRESS....MAYBE AN OPEN SHIRT?? NO SHIRT....HE IS WAY MORE HANDSOME AND SEXY THAN RYAN EVER COULD BE!!!! HE NEEDS TO SHOW MORE SKIN!!!!!!!!!!! FROM A FAN WHO IS A DUDE....
HI ROB!!!! YOU’RE NOT THE FIRST DUDE WHO WANTS TO SEE MR. SEXY—WE MEAN JOEL—WEARING AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE!!! NOTHING WRONG WITH A DUDE APPRECIATING ANOTHER DUDE’S SMOKIN’ BOD!!!!! JUST REMEMBER, UNDER THOSE CLOTHES, HE’S TOTALLY NAKED!!! GO AHEAD, CLOSE YOUR EYES. GET INTO IT...YOU THROUGH? WE’VE GOT OTHER LETTERS TO GET TO...OK, GOOD. THANKS
From jkernen:
My girlfriend and I would love to hang with Joel in Reno, tell him to meet us at the fruity frozen drinks tomorrow. WOOO!!
He looked for you, and waited for, like, 25 minutes. WTF?!
From mdwitecki:
When is Joel McHale going to take his shirt off for the audience?
NOT SOON ENOUGH!!! RIGHT ROB???!!!
From jwbuckmiller82:
12/22/08 WWE RAW last match of the night. During a Tag match Trish Stratus tags in John Cena and he has the biggest boner ever seen on live TV after watching the two women fight.
Actually, the biggest boner ever seen on live TV was in January, 1955, during the first televised presidential press conference. Dwight Eisenhower appeared sporting what the New York Times called "a rigid Republican schween" barely reined in by his tweed slacks. He fielded questions about the Korean conflict, and the state of the United Nations for some 20 minutes, yet never referenced the unrelenting stiffy, said to be equaled only by the boner displayed by President Warren Harding in 1922 while napping when drunk.
From brevardfish:
So listen, I may be from Montana but I recognize hillarity when I see it. Will you please air the adorable and absolutely hillarious clip from the Today show of the kid with his new prosthetic legs who says "I fell off the toilet"?
How is it that you can spell prosthetic but not hilarious?
From Jennifer:
Dear Joel, My 8 year old daughter, who is studying the Lenape Indians in school, made me a corn husk Joel McHale doll for Christmas (I have pictures). Can you remind me of your role in Lenape history, since I seem to have forgotten?
Good question, Jennifer. Joel’s main role was gathering clams from what we now call the Delaware River. He later dealt blackjack.
From holloway72:
Have you ever noticed that John Henson looks like the long lost twin to "Bob" the Enzyte guy???
No.
From ret1sg:
The biggest train wreck of the century was you being born. What a dumb ass.
The century started eight years ago, so who’s the dumbass now?