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John Stamos Tells the Truth About His Signature Sex Move and Whether He's Really "Happily Dating"

Uncle Jesse is still a taken man

By Bruna Nessif, Jean Bentley Apr 29, 2016 9:12 PMTags
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Before you get too excited, we're not about to reveal that John Stamos is actually single. Yeah, sorry about that.

There was a collective thump felt across the nation when the Fuller House star revealed that he's dating someone (and spoiler alert: it's not us), however, when E! News spoke to the actor about his most recent comments about "happily dating" and being a cuddler, Stamos wanted to make sure his remarks weren't taken out of context.

"Well, if I said it, it must be true," he laughed when we brought up his "happily dating" comment from the Kyle and Jacky O radio show. "I don't know what to say. Anything you say gets twisted around!"

Case in point? The actor revealing that his signature sex move is the "Stamos Straddler." Have mercy!

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"You know, you do these interviews. That one came from a radio interview and they were pretty—everything you say gets put under a microscope," Stamos tells us exclusively.

"They were like 'do you have a move in bed?' And I just made up some name. And then I reverted to the cuddling of it all, because I'd done that cuddling video with [Bob] Saget. I said I was a cuddler. I'm not going to tell anybody what I do behind closed doors! It was a joke! You know what I mean?"

The TV hunk continues, "It's a real conflict because you want to be interesting and you want to have an opinion and a thought about things, but then if you do, someone else can have an opposing opinion or think you've [shared] TMI! And if you don't, then you're boring. You can't win! You're not an interesting guest. What do you do?"

Please allow us to take this opportunity to pen an open letter to John Stamos...

Dear Mr. Stamos (or Uncle Jesse, if you will): You are always interesting, whether the Stamos Straddler exists or not. And even though it's not us that you're sharing ice cream with, we will not let that bitterness overshadow our love for the man with the great hair and killer smile.

Sincerely, those of us who still listen to "Forever."

Don't miss John Stamos on Grandfathered, every Tuesday at 8:30 p.m. on Fox.

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