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Hilary Swank


Hilary Swank, slinking into hair salon and spa Shampoo on Third Street in L.A. H.S. brought along a little boy, wonder whose? Salon witnesses swear Hil’s way-short hair was full of fug, with “the worst highlights I have ever seen on anyone—like she was from the Valley!” bitch-squealed the kinda bitcher we like. Jeez, now that’s an insult. Unfortunately, Ms. S came to the coif place for the li'l boy’s trim, as opposed to fixing her own hair horror. Babe’s been filming the Ameila Earhart biopic, which could explain the unsightly do, but only for so long. When in doubt, get a weave. A babe who certainly knows her way thru the slings and arrows of ugly-ass coiffures was…

Jessica Simpson, leaving new mama Ashlee's hospital room at Cedars the day she went into labor. Jess was wearing black leggings and a kinda flimsy Dallas-style top, i.e., expensive cheerleader dress-up. Natch, Jess was very, very happy, smiling ear-to-ear when she walked out of the joint. Looking like he shed more weight than a couple of newborns was…

Seth Rogen, strutting just too slim and trim, at the Kidrobot store on Melrose. Everybody’s favorite Romeo long-shot was solo, wearing a newsboy cap. Clerks were busy talking S.R. all up, not because he beds all the onscreen babes, but because he’d just been in the store—which sells vinyl toys and minisculptures—last week buying up as much stuff as Katharine Heigl smokes. Jeez, how many rubber toys you need, man? Doesn’t your playtime with the gals entertain you enough?