Britney Spears, Circus (album)

Gather round, ladies and gentlemen, as we marvel at the Circus promo, which claims to be a real person named Britney Spears and not the freak lovechild of Christina Aguilera's perfume ads and Jessica Simpson's extensions.

Kanye West is "lonely at the top," but he doesn't want one of those "super-calculating, planning every step" club girls. He wants the realest, freshest girl.

Salma Hayek says she's addicted to breastfeeding because she can see how much good it's doing her daughter—and not because it makes her lovely bosom even more lovely.

Jeffrey Tambor pulled a Kim Cattrall and announced the Arrested Development movie is most definitely happening before everyone else.

Here's a sneak peek of what it will look like when Rihanna and Justin Timberlake get it on in their new music video, "Rehab."

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