Got the need to get up to speed, but don't want to read? Please heed: If you've got a minute, we'll give you a week with The Daily 10's Hollywood Rap Up. Among the highlights:

John McCain got laughs on Saturday Night Live, and Amy Winehouse's doc says she's lucky to be alive. (Again!)

Jessica Simpson's pal Ken Paves, got his pretty nose bloodied by paparazzi knaves.

Then there's Clooney's rumored comeback as Dr. Doug Ross, but this ain't no rumor: Obama's now the boss.

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