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Holly Madison, Criss Angel

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"Oh, gawd, there is so no comparison, yech."

—Very close Playboy companion to Kendra Wilkinson, regarding her yummy fiancé, Hank Baskett, and fellow former Girls Next Door dame Holly Madison and her rather greasyesque man squeeze, Criss Angel. Let's just say Criss probably won't be expecting Hef's Holmby Hills mansion to be opened up to him, quite unlike it's being done with Hank.