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A bouffant blond Paris showed up at the Planet Hollywood Casino in Sin City for the premiere screening of her macabre musical Repo! The Genetic Opera, and Par was the shade and circumference of a carrot.
Pare-poo was all too happy to get away from boyf Benji for a millisecond to sign autographs for her age-inappropriate admirers. But we seriously don't know where to start circling what's wrong with this photo.
How about the two little girls of different ages being dressed in the same tacky pattern? Or that they're at the premiere of a horror movie in Las Vegas inside a smoky casino? Some people just shouldn't be parents, but clearly fashion and late-night bedtimes aren't the worst crime for the folks of these two tots—it's allowing them to be fans of Paris Hilton.
Then again, who do young 'uns have to look up to, Miley Cyrus?
—Additional sass by Becky Bain