The Fat Jewish Is Going to Be a Model, so Here Are Some Suggestions for His Signature Pose

The Instagram star is about to hit the catwalk.

From Instagram to the catwalk...literally!

As announced today by The Hollywood Reporter, Instagram star The Fat Jewish is about to take his career to brand new heights. Model heights. That's right, Josh Ostrovsky (he has a real name, after all) is about to hit the catwalks. The star just signed with One Management Agency, which also happens to play hosts to big names like Bar Refaeli and Karolina Kurkova. Talk about the big leagues.

You probably have a lot of thoughts now. Chief among them is most likely huh? And then maybe how the heck did The Fat Jewish land a modeling contract? Well, according to an interview he gave to THR, he was actually discovered.

"I was laying on a towel in a parking spot in SoHo  — I put money in the meter so it was mine to do whatever I wanted with," he said. "And was tanning in a used Versace speedo that I bought on eBay, and got spotted. It all happened so fast, it was truly a blessing." Didn't he mean a #blessing? He should speak solely in hashtags, after all.

This may all seem a little crazy, but it's worth pointing out that being discovered kind of runs in his family. His own daughter pet Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Toast was recently given the honor of fronting the new Karen Walker campaign. So some people could argue that he's simply riding on her coattails—although he does have extremely high career aspirations. Specifically, he would like to "get uncomfortably famous, develop a raging drug problem, then spiral out of control and surround myself with people who only want to use me while simultaneously alienating people who actually love and care about me." Cheers to that.

I am so excited to finally be able to announce that I am the new face of @karen_walker sunglasses!! You can see the whole campaign(my first one!) and all of the chic new shades on their site. Karen Walker and her wonderful team have donated generously to @friendsoffinn and are helping us get the word out about puppymills. ??????????***None of the photos are photoshopped. I'm just that good.*** #TOASTMEETSKAREN

A photo posted by TOAST MEETS WORLD? (@toastmeetsworld) on Jan 25, 2015 at 11:13am PST

Another valid question for those digesting this news is whether TFJ has any modeling experience. Sure, he can collect a good meme and he's pretty decent with the jokes, but can he Vogue? Can he smize? Does he even know how to Blue Steel? We'll all have to wait and see what kind of campaigns he books (our guess: wacky), but it's worth mentioning that he has stepped in front of the camera a few times before. His Instagram account may be mostly dedicated to pictures of other people, but he's not afraid to show his face every once in a while.

For a little refresher, we pulled together a few of his best poses as suggestions for his newfound career. 

1. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Part 2

It's a summer weekend, and you know what that means: it's time for me to fill an entire jacuzzi with rosè and drink it with an incredibly long straw. My new line of rosè, WHITE GIRL, is available right now, and it will make you forget about everything terrible happening in your life. Don't be a wine nerd like "how's the flavor profile?" FUCK YOU IT'S ROSÈ DRINK IT ICE COLD I PROMISE IT'S DELICIOUS. Go to the link in my bio to have it delivered right to your face by Fresh Direct Wine & Spirits, or to www.whitegirlwine.com if you're anywhere else LOVE YOU HATE YOU MEAN IT

A photo posted by thefatjewish (@thefatjewish) on Jul 10, 2015 at 2:05pm PDT

2. The Demi

WHO DID PREGGO BETTER, ME OR DEMI? (Check out the new issue of @inkedmag for more)

A photo posted by thefatjewish (@thefatjewish) on May 29, 2015 at 1:52pm PDT

3. The White Girl...Who Forgot Her Clothes

It's about to be July, and drinking anything other than rosé is SO DUMB. My line of rosé, WHITE GIRL, is now available to order. Buy enough to fill a jacuzzi with. Turn a beer helmet into a rosé helmet. Stop drinking water altogether. It pairs super well with orzo and prosciutto, just kidding I have no idea but it is really fucking good. I cursed there to let you know how serious I am. If you're in NYC or Long Island order it now from @freshdirect Wine and Spirits (link in my bio), anywhere else go to WhiteGirlWine.com, and let us all say together: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS KWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

A photo posted by thefatjewish (@thefatjewish) on Jun 30, 2015 at 10:47am PDT

4. The We-Hope-You-Didn't-Eat-Before-Viewing-This

My friends at @Craftsman sent me this tremendous bowl so I could live my dream of sitting in a hot tub full of chili while watching the game today. DREAMS ARE IMPORTANT. Want to build some weird stuff? Follow @Craftsman seriously they have tools that even I can use and I'm an gigantic adult baby

A photo posted by thefatjewish (@thefatjewish) on Feb 1, 2015 at 12:38pm PST

5. The Hipster Dog Dad

Here's how I walk around New York City with my cute ass dog @toastmeetsworld. Yeah, in a baby bjorn. Shirtless. Smoking cigarettes. V cute. But kind of dangerous. Get on my level.

A photo posted by thefatjewish (@thefatjewish) on Jun 30, 2015 at 4:29pm PDT