Larry is dead. Long live Larry.
One Direction fans were hit with a punch to the gut today when news broke that Louis Tomlinson is expecting a baby with Los Angeles stylist Briana Jungwirth. The duo, both 23, reportedly aren't a couple but are very excited to be parents.
You know who is the opposite of excited? Fans that shipped the hell out of Louis and band mate Harry Styles since basically the beginning of time. "Larry," they called the couple. Some people were convinced the two were actually a couple and that their girlfriends were all just ploys cooked up by management to hide their love from the media/real world. Others just loved how adorable Harry and Louis were together and merely hoped they would one day be a couple. Regardless of where you fell on the Larry shipping spectrum, today is a sad day.
Because how on earth will Larry lovers justify the fact that he's having a baby with a woman? LOL, just kidding, those shippers are finding plenty of ways to explain it. If they aren't mourning the death of Larry, they're just insisting this baby is either fake or Jungwirth is carrying the kid for Harry and Louis.
Larry is dead happy birthday.— r (@larrystylinson) July 14, 2015
seriously i think we went through every single possible scenario now...... so... CAN LARRY COME OUT???— sandra ? (@larrycaring) July 14, 2015
"Louis Tomlinson is going to be a dad" We know pic.twitter.com/6xWU7I9tkv— fatima. (@I_See_You_Larry) July 14, 2015
idk if I'm brave enough to log on my 1d acc or my larry blog yet— Catrina (@danshowell) July 14, 2015
Larry is real modest made Louis impregnate her to hide the fact that he and Harry are together but Larry are using her as a surrogate also— ?diplo's sex slave (@eddiexcx) July 14, 2015
Louis could be the father of the child and larry shippers gonna sit here and say the child was made from harry + louis— aaliyah (@bizziemcguire) July 14, 2015
Harry is pregnant and Louis is the father. Ooopss pic.twitter.com/XcDOwtp5Ii— elin - please niall? (@Narryisthere) July 14, 2015
i can't believe larry died what is going to happen to the dagger— solo zayn stan (@delicatelouis) July 14, 2015
Louis is going to have a child, yeah, with Harry. Briana is only a beard, you know, anybody can't know the husbands are going to be dads.— Larry Evidences (@Larry_Evidences) July 14, 2015
Briana. 6 letters. Harry. 5 letters. What band? One direction. 1. 6-1 = 5. Harry is the mother and Larry is real. ??— c (@cloudscandice) July 14, 2015
louis's girl could be pregnant, it could be rumours, louis could be pregnant, naughty boy could be pregnant, either way Larry is still real— alexandria (@gaskath) July 14, 2015
GUYS MAYBE ITS LARRY CHILD BC LARRY WANTED A CHILD OF THEIR BLOOD AND DIDNT WANT TO ADOPT— no control (@icepopziam) July 14, 2015
Larry is still real ANYWAYS— jøl (@habibislouis) July 14, 2015
I hope at least Louis' baby ships Larry so the larries can have justice— Zayn Defense Squad (@zaynraisedme) July 14, 2015
This is managements doing! everything is a cover up for Larry. The boys have no free will & Modest is holding them hostage!!— Mike (@mdesa220) July 14, 2015
DOES THIS MEAN LARRY CAN BE REAL SINCE NO ONE WILL THINK LARRY IS REAL ANYMORE #LOUISISPREGNANTFORPR— ZOE (@Iirryau) July 14, 2015
pls deny the rumors already I don't want ppl I know asking me about this the Larry shipper in me can't take this— madison ? (@vaniallasky) July 14, 2015
Larry died and y'all didn't even notice https://t.co/Fa6YfC96r7— jessica (@lordeszarry) July 14, 2015
management: how do we kill larry once and for all management: [looks at louis] management: remember that time u said u wanted kids...— shannon ? (@niallthorans) July 14, 2015
CAN LARRY COME OUT NOW TO SHUT THESE WEAK ARSE RUMOURS UP— lucy adores louis,! (@oralnouis) July 14, 2015
You know what? As long as your love for Harry and Louis burns strong in the depths of your heart, then can Larry ever truly die?
We say NAY!
But seriously, congrats Louis! You and
Harry Briana will be wonderful parents.