Take a long, loud slurp from our delicate china bowl of Condensed Soup and enjoy endearing halfwit Brian as he describes his moves on the ladies. Then, how about a meaty hunk of Gossip Girl seasoned with scotch-swilling teen Chuck Bass, who's smoother than Ex-Lax? And don't miss an all-new Soup Friday at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

And if that doesn't leave you satiated, there's always more fun in our Soup blog video gallery.