Wimbledon is also great. It features the best tennis players in the world. Attendees get to laze around in their Sunday best in a beautiful country club setting. There are Pimm's Cups and champagne with strawberries.
So it would only make sense that if you are Drake and you are at Wimbledon, life literally could not be better, right? Wrong. Life is not great for Drake at Wimbledon right now; life is very, very sad. And how do we know this? There is visual evidence.
The rapper is currently across the pond, taking time out of his busy schedule of pumping iron and YOLO-ing to attend the tennis tournament. He's done everything that a #blessed Wimbledon attendee does: Sit in a fancy box, watch the best matches, hobnob with the tennis stars themselves. There is literally no reason to be sad when you are hugging world champion Novak Djokovic, yet sad he is.
Above, see Sad Drake sit in his luxury box.
Here, see Sad Drake stroll the grounds of the All-England Club, presumably heading either to or from his luxury box.
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Here, see Sad Drake hang out with Djokovic.
Here is a picture of Drake and Djoker. Just, like: Here it is. pic.twitter.com/CPdZ25eCca— Foster Kamer (@weareyourfek) July 7, 2015
Here, see Sad Drake meet the mother of tennis player Kevin Anderson.
Here, see sad Drake sucking up to John McEnroe.
And here is Sad Drake meeting an adorable young boy.
We're not sure what exactly it is that's gotten Drake so sad, but we have good reason to think it's the same affliction that's been plaguing Kanye all these years. Maybe Drake has finally decided to take their semi-imaginary feud to the next level and prove that he, Champagne Papi, is the saddest one of all.