Yesterday, the world was given an extraordinary gift. The gift of Dylan Efron, Zac Efron's hot brother. (Some would even argue that he is Zac Efron's hotter brother, but that's a discussion for another day).
For a reason unknown to the rest of the world, Zac decided to grace us with Dylan's digital presence last night, via the most spectacular Instagram post of all time. No caption was needed, but Zac added a simple "#brothers," just in case there were any followers who thought he may be jumping on the back of an actual Greek God sent down from the heavens to reward us for our good deeds.
Greek God Dylan is not, but reward he certainly is.
Regardless of the reasons for his introduction to the world, fans are into it. They are so into it, Zac might need to be a little worried about some sibling overshadowing.
Now sure, the savvy Efron fan would point out that Dylan was not born yesterday; he has, in fact, been in existence for a whopping 23 years. But Dylan is a sly, sly fox who has flown mostly under the radar (without even a social media account to speak of), free from the leering glances of fans seeking to objectify him based on only his chiseled jawline and near robot-level abs. But he can't hide forever, and now leer we will.
Luckily, if you were feeling a bit peeping Tom-esque for your heated thoughts about a young man, you are not alone. You are not alone at all. There are all sorts of overly enthusiastic hunk-stalkers out there just waiting to get a piece of that Efron pie. Slice it up, Dylan. slice it up.
Zac Efron's brother is 🔥🔥🔥🔥— Lilibeht (@SillyLili_11) July 7, 2015
No, I can't talk about Zac Efron's shirtless picture with his shirtless brother. Those thoughts will stay in my head.— Alex Goldschmidt (@alexandergold) July 7, 2015
BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT DYLAN EFRON 😍😍😍— Kat (@KattChaparro) July 7, 2015
Zac Efron showing off his hot younger Brother like that Bitch that brings cupcakes to the weight watchers meeting.— Anthony Donovan (@DaBoy) July 7, 2015
Zac Efron has a brother?!?! Why is the universe so good to us?— Jon (@LiberatedByGaga) July 7, 2015
ZAC EFRON HAS AN EQUALLY HOT BROTHER???!!?!???? pic.twitter.com/mxPwCsdbMc— ✨PAPI PACIFY✨ (@tsarpucci) July 7, 2015
DYLAN EFRON COME TO TWITTER PLEASE WE LOVE YOU— neymazete (@owefron) July 7, 2015
How much would you pay to watch Zac & Dylan Efron play Chris & Scott Evans in doubles tennis? Asking for my kickstarter. 🎾— Amanda Sales (@Scamandalous) July 7, 2015
So about Dylan Efron... Where has he been hiding all these years?— Anthony Dominic (@tmzanthony) July 7, 2015
Just gonna say it....Dylan Efron is 10x hotter than Zac Efron.— Caitlin Webb (@SachaMaaay) July 7, 2015