• Heidi and Spencer did their part last night to help John McCain. So it must suck to be them right about now.
• Anne Hathaway has a new man—let's hope she properly vetted this one. Our Google search came back clean, so carry on, kids!
• Do we still like Robert Pattinson when he covers up his beautiful mane and can't control his sweating? Yesss!
• Janet Jackson has just gone ahead and canceled the rest of her tour.
• So Keanu Reeves is a genius. He reads books and stuff, but it's cool—he doesn't want to go around rubbing Proust in your face, so he'll just keep being the surfer dude.
• Don't try to bum a cigarette from Cameron Diaz—she doesn't share.