Not everyone sees it this way, though, and on Wednesday's Jimmy Kimmel Live!, the late-night host enlisted Carson Kressley to give Ms. Modo a "full celebrity makeover."
Quasi's makeover began with a trip to the spa—"to get her in the right mood," Carson explained. The pampered pooch was treated to a massage followed by a hot pink mani-pedi.
Next, she had some fun with what her stylist described as "a whole array of amazing wiggery." Quasi tried out a handful of hairstyles and hues, but Carson was quick to remind her, "You know what they say—blondes get more bones!"
From there, Quasi and Carson headed to the Ruff Lauren accessory wall, where they searched through racks and racks of clothing to find the perfect ensemble. Carson not-so-nicely shaded one of Quasi's looks, telling her, "That turtleneck with your body type? Not gonna work."
True beauty comes from within, Carson! In any case, Quasi moved past this and a few few rude remarks, and finally, it was time for the big reveal. Owners Mike Carroll and Virginia Sayre watched with Jimmy Kimmel as their gal came walking out on a red carpet with Carson...
And? This new, dolled up look was "a little high maintenance," noted Virginia, but Carson pointed out his use of faux fur ankle accessories "accentuated her long legs." Quasi didn't look entirely comfortable post-makeover, but it probably didn't help when Jimmy called her "a cross between Honey Boo Boo and a hooker."
Watch for yourself in the Jimmy Kimmel Live! clip above.
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