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Janet Jackson

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Janet Jackson and her man-mate, Jermaine Dupri, hitting up new New York club Citrine on a Saturday night. J2's vertigo must have eased since J-babe was able to imbibe some beverages and get down without falling. Jan got especially into it when DJ Berrie dropped her hit "Nasty Boy." Like most people, looks like Janet's an egoist. But Miss Jackson deserves to be one.

Back and blah in L.A. was...

Mischa Barton, headbanging at the H'wood Palladium for the Kooks' show. M.B. was in the middle of the crowd and went fairly unnoticed since most hipsters on the scene were staring at the British band instead of the C-lister beside them. Bart-babe looked "gorgeous," claims our set of indie-music eyes, "not even remotely chubby, on any planet." Maybe it's all just bad lighting in all those paparazzi shots?

—Additional sass by Becky Bain