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Will Smith, Hancock

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"He's an IRS dude with suicidal tendencies who falls for Ro. Same director as Pursuit of Happyness, so does that make this is Pursuit of Suicidyness?"

So blabbed a good Rosario Dawson bud about his pal's upcoming flick, Seven Pounds, with megamovie-opening star Will Smith.

Dawson, we're assured, finally has leading-actress time in this baby, unlike most of her films prior.

"I'm the costar—not the girlfriend," Dawson recently (nicely) bitched about the movie, out this December.

Jeez. Depressed government workers, Hitler-assassinating Nazi plots, this year's holiday lineup's looking just dandy!