Leave it to Amy Schumer to call a butt/booty what she says it really is: a fudge machine.
The comedienne has made an epic kinda-NSFW music video parodying the world's obsession with butts, calling it everything that she says it is instead of praising what she says it's not. In Schumer's world, big booties are laudable for sure (including hers!) but she, Amber Rose and Method Man are here to remind everyone that they also serve a purpose...to excrete poop.
Even if you're not a fan of poop humor—and if you aren't you really ought to stop reading now—you have to give credit to the Trainwreck actress for getting these to performers to recite lyrics such as "You say you don't like asses because I fart and break your glasses" and "milk, milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made."
The video shows Schumer and Rose, dressed in bright yellow outfits, shaking their booties all over the place. The backup dancers, also blessed with big "fudge machines", shake their tushies throughout the whole video because, as Rose sings, "Tits are old news if you know what I mean."