Look, we can all agree that staring at the pizza tracker app is the ultimate foreplay, right?
Today is National Pizza Day, and Valentine's Day is right around the corner, making this the SEXIEST WEEK of the year!
Pizza shows up when you call it. It's warm and loving. It fills a hole in a person that only pizza can fill.
What we're saying is: pizza is the ultimate fantasy soulmate.
We're not alone in our love for all things cheesy. It turns out a solo date with pizza is a pretty standard Valentine's Day affair.
Some people choose to spice it up, making it a ménage à trois with pizza and Netflix. Others choose to remain faithful to their one and only favorite carb.
And based on how many people are planning a date with pizza this weekend, all we can say is: it sure sounds like pizza gets around!
Here are some of the lactose tolerant lovers whose only spice this Valentine's Day will be oregano:
Someone should go get pizza and drinks with me on Valentine's Day... ??
? gabrielle ? (@gabijoyy) February 9, 2015valentine's day is so damn lame. i never liked it. box of chocolates are gross. just order me a pizza & deliver it to me naked. #thatslove
? Jenna Marie (@jennatort) February 9, 2015You know what I want for Valentine's Day? I want a fat bag of weed and a heart shaped pizza.
? ? (@PsychoticSass) February 9, 2015Ordering myself a heart shaped pizza on Valentine's Day and eating it all by myself
? Savanna ? (@thebieberswagg) February 9, 2015Valentine?s Day tip:
Don?t send flowers, send pizza.
? Van der What (@VanDerWhat) February 9, 2015Going to spend Valentine's Day with pizza, beer & slasher films.
? Barnye Hunter (@Banananey) February 9, 2015Valentine's Day is coming up. So if you're secretly in love with me, buy me pizza and a six pack
? That Asshole (@AsphaltFarmboy) February 9, 2015For valentine's day i just want Pizza and beer. Is that too much to ask for?
? Cold Dragon (@VioB77) February 9, 2015The only man that's gonna be at my door at Valentine's Day is the pizza delivery guy
? Rae. (@bellaarellaa) February 9, 2015Gentlemen, keep the cheesy Valentine's Day gifts coming. It's every woman's dream to open the door for a delivery of pizza.
? Kate Smith (@kate_smithxx) February 7, 2015Unlimited Fries ?? and Pizza ?? for Valentine's day puhlease
? Fern John Espinosa (@ImJohnEspinosa) February 7, 2015Everyone else is making Valentine's Day plans and I'm over here like "What's Pizza Hut's number again?..."
? Pip (@pip_music) February 4, 2015Gonna celebrate Valentine's Day like I always do, wearing heart undies and eating pizza alone.
? Sassafrantz (@Sassafrantz) February 4, 2015Buy me a pizza for Valentine's Day so I know it's real ??????
? carlos?? (@itscarlos_10) February 3, 2015This valentine's day, my date is gonna be a box of pizza #2cool4skool
? Shivs (@shivstaaah) February 9, 2015On Valentine's Day I think I'll just go on a date with Netflix and YouTube. I'll just hope for some pizza action.
? Ian Milne (@IanMilne6) February 9, 2015I haven't had a valentine in 24 years.... Makes me think pizza is my only true love. It will be my first date for it ????
? justin (@justin_errigo) February 9, 2015Got a hot date for Valentine's Day this year. And by hot I mean it's physically above room temperature because pizza is baked in an oven.
? Tess (@Tess_Says) February 4, 2015No Valentine's date this year? That's ok, I'll just order myself a pizza and watch the Jurassic Park movies all night?? #MyIdeaOfAGoodTime
? Sierra Clay (@sierra_clay) February 3, 2015I know who my Valentine's Day date is. #ValentinesDay #happycouple #pizza pic.twitter.com/wg790RPHc4
? Ry Ry the Guy (@Myan_Richael) January 29, 2015