Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian

Mario Testino for V Magazine/Paper Magazine

If you woke up this morning and your Internet had a giant "BROKEN" sticker slapped across it, that's because either Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston got married and had a baby overnight or Kim Kardashian put her famous butt on the cover of a magazine. Slathered in oil, natch.

We wish it was the former, but it was not. Kim's booty is everywhere. But before that magazine cover hit the web, this year we were all about Nicki Minaj's ass. It was kind of hard NOT to look at it, what with that "Anaconda" video that proves she's certainly got buns, hun

But now we have a problem, and the world will probably stop spinning unless we solve it. Whose booty is more booty-ful: Kim's butt or Nicki's butt?

We present the evidence below, and then it's up to you guys to vote. Do it for the future of our planet!

1. Magazine Booty

Kim:

Kim Kardashian, Paper Magazine, Iconic Celeb Photos

Jean-Paul Goude/Paper Magazine

Nicki:

Nicki Minaj, V Magazine

Mario Testino

2. Glam Booty

Kim:

Kim Kardashian

David M. Benett/Getty Images

Nicki:

Nicki Minaj, V Magazine

Mario Testino

3. Denim Booty

Kim:

Kim Kardashian

WCP/4CRNS/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES

Nicki:

Nicki Minaj, Instagram

Instagram

4. Bumpin' Up With Other Celebs Booty

Kim:

Andy Cohen, Kim Kardashian, Twitter

Twitter

Nicki:

Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj

Kevin Mazur/WireImage

5. Magazine Booty, Part Deux

Kim: 

Kim Kardashian, British GQ

Tom Munro

Nicki Minaj, V Magazine

Mario Testino

6. Oh, Didn't See You There Booty

Kim:

Kim Kardashian, Bikini

Splash News

Nicki Minaj

Zeus/Apollo/FameFlynetpictures

7. Music Video Booty

Kim: 

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Bound 2

Nicki: 

Nicki Minaj, Anaconda

YouTube

8. Music Video Booty (in GIF form):

Kim:

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Bound 2, GIF

Nicki:

Nicki Minaj Anaconda GIF

YouTube/Vevo

9. No One Is Looking at Your Booty This Time Booty

Kim: 

Kim Kardashian West

Eddie Mejia / Splash News

Nicki:

Nicki Minaj

AKM-GSI

10. Yellow Bathing Suit Booty

Kim:

Kim Kardashian, Instagram

Instagram

Nicki: 

Nicki Minaj

MTV

11. You're Really Just Putting It Out There, Huh? Booty

Kim:

Kim Kardashian, Paper Magazine, Nude Cover

Paper Magazine, Twitter

Nicki: 

Nicki Minaj, Instagram

Instagram

You've pored over the evidence. You've considered the facts. Only one thing left to do...vote!

Booty-Off: Kim vs. Nicki
Whose got a better booty?
38.0
62.0

Regardless of who wins, we can all safely say that 2014 has been the year of the booty. Bless this beautiful country.

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