If you woke up this morning and your Internet had a giant "BROKEN" sticker slapped across it, that's because either Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston got married and had a baby overnight or Kim Kardashian put her famous butt on the cover of a magazine. Slathered in oil, natch.
We wish it was the former, but it was not. Kim's booty is everywhere. But before that magazine cover hit the web, this year we were all about Nicki Minaj's ass. It was kind of hard NOT to look at it, what with that "Anaconda" video that proves she's certainly got buns, hun.
But now we have a problem, and the world will probably stop spinning unless we solve it. Whose booty is more booty-ful: Kim's butt or Nicki's butt?
We present the evidence below, and then it's up to you guys to vote. Do it for the future of our planet!
1. Magazine Booty
Kim:
Nicki:
2. Glam Booty
Kim:
Nicki:
3. Denim Booty
Kim:
Nicki:
4. Bumpin' Up With Other Celebs Booty
Kim:
Nicki:
5. Magazine Booty, Part Deux
Kim:
6. Oh, Didn't See You There Booty
Kim:
7. Music Video Booty
Kim:
Nicki:
8. Music Video Booty (in GIF form):
Kim:
Nicki:
9. No One Is Looking at Your Booty This Time Booty
Kim:
Nicki:
10. Yellow Bathing Suit Booty
Kim:
Nicki:
11. You're Really Just Putting It Out There, Huh? Booty
Kim:
Nicki:
You've pored over the evidence. You've considered the facts. Only one thing left to do...vote!
Booty-Off: Kim vs. Nicki
Regardless of who wins, we can all safely say that 2014 has been the year of the booty. Bless this beautiful country.