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Emojis are all the rage with the kids these days. And because we know you care so much, we took a diligent amount of time to evaluate the distinct personality traits between the royal family known as the Kardashians and their emoji counterparts.

No, this is not a dream. Go ahead, pinch yourself.

Kim Kardashian

This was an easy one because Kim is basically the equivalent of American royalty. She is married to Yeezus after all, who believes he is a god. So yeah, they're up there at the top of the game. 

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North West

She may still be a little too young to really know what emoji she would be, but we think we're headed in the right direction. 

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Khloe Kardashian

It's universally known that you do not mess with Khloé. She is hands down the baddest bitch in the Kardashian family and isn't afraid to stand her ground. So, brunette emoji girl making a giant X with her arms was the perfect match.  

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Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney has an organic obsession, so clearly if she were to be any emoji it would be a sprouting plant. We can almost guarantee that in Scott's phone, Kourtney has a sprouting plant emoji in her contact information. 

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Scott Disick

Ah, the Lord himself has said that he's "always been into being ultra-rich" and we know how much he loves to flash his swag! So, since we imagine that his heaven would be a bed of money, Scott got the money bag emoji. 

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Mason Disick

If we are being completely honest, Mason is without a doubt the funniest member of this family. Remember the time Kim had so much tanner on that Mason said, "KeKe, your face looks like it's painted"? If we shed any tears while watching the Kardashians, it's when Mason cracks a joke. 

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Penelope Disick

Most of the time, Penelope makes very little noise and just sits there and smiles. She is the sweetest! From what we've seen, she also loves a good dessert! First froyo with auntie KoKo, then rice krispies in the Hamptons. P knows what's going on. 

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Kendall Jenner

Kenny is the monkey with the hands over the mouth because she is so beautiful that she leaves us utterly speechless. 

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Kylie Jenner

Since she loves to purse those lips, a lipstick kiss was our go-to Kylie emoji. Can we get a RT? xoxo 

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Kris Jenner

Who wouldn't need a glass of wine when your job is to keep track of everyone in this family? 

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Rob Kardashian

It's no secret that Rob loves basketball and is always rocking the best kicks. But, he also started a sock line called Arthur George, so an awesome shoe is only appropriate. Now we are just waiting for him to give us our glass slipper...

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Bruce Jenner

Everyone knows that if Bruce can't be found, he's playing with his remote control helicopters. That or golfing. Either way, his hair is ALWAYS on point. Why is there no emoji that can represent those lucious locks? 

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Tune-in to a brand new episode of Kourtney & Khloé Take The Hamptons this Sunday at 9/8c on E!