Hold your loved ones tightly tonight, because the end is nigh. That is the only reasonable explanation for this product existing.
Reddit user pcmasterrace posted the above photo of a booth setup at his school with Pepsi employees handing out little cups filled with Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.
We repeat: Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. They're calling it Dewitos.
Tagline suggestion: "Because stoners shouldn't have to buy Mountain Dew and Doritos separately."
The original poster of the photo said that it was "sort of taste test promotion" and that the flavor "honestly wasn't too disgusting."
"It just had a really strong doritos aftertaste which was odd," he wrote.
Second tagline idea: "It honestly isn't too disgusting."
Other reviewers claim it tasted like liquid cheese, and we can't decide if that's a good thing or not.
This is not a joke or a hoax. Pepsi confirmed with Time that they are testing out a Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew because they probably just want to watch the world burn.
"We are always testing out new flavors of Mountain Dew, and giving our fans a voice in helping decide on the next new product has always been important to us," a company spokesperson said. "We opened up the DEW flavor vault and gave students a chance to try this Doritos-inspired flavor as part of a small program at colleges and universities."
Make peace with those you have wronged, everyone. You don't have much time left to do so. Because as it says in the Bible: "the apocalypse shall arrive on the heels of Dewitos."