There's teasing, and there's torture—this Fifty Shades of Grey clip borders on the latter.
Still, Fifty Shades of Grey fans were treated to new footage Thursday, and although it was brief, it did provide a half-naked glimpse of Jamie Dornan. Be careful, though, because if you blink, you'll miss it!
The clip also shows Christian's meticulous closet and eerily organized drawer full of rolled-up gray ties. He picks one and methodically ties it on (to his neck—sorry to disappoint, ladies).
Graphics that say "Mr. Grey will see you now" appear on screen, fading out just as he extends his hand invitingly—and naturally, there's a glass of white wine in frame that's easily within reach, too.
This 15-second teaser is all about building anticipation for the main event: The movie—or, the first time Anastasia gets tied up (depends what you're into). But, Inner Goddesses everywhere, beware: Fifty Shades of Grey is artsy, but not always overt.
In other words? Mr. Dornan's penis—oh my!—will not be making its feature film debut. The 32-year-old actor confirmed this in a recent interview with the U.K.'s Guardian, saying that while there "might be some suggestive elements" to the movie, there "were contracts in place that viewers wouldn't be seeing, my, um..."
Todger (British slang for a male's genitalia), suggested the interviewer? "Yeah," he laughed, "my todger."
"You want to appeal to as wide an audience as possible without grossing them out," explained Jamie, who stars opposite Dakota Johnson in the racy film. "You don't want to make something gratuitous, ugly and graphic."
Hm. Guess some of the "kinky f--kery" described in the book will be left to the imagination...
Fifty Shades of Grey is scheduled to hit theaters nationwide on Feb. 13, 2015.
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