1. You wake up still hungover from Thursday. Good luck rallying now.
2. If you work in service, you get called into work last-minute...for a 6 p.m. shift.
3. If you work in an office, your boss schedules a 4:30 p.m. meeting. You're supposed to get off at 4.
4. You find out about an important work thing on Monday and now you're going to have stress dreams all weekend. You really should get paid overtime every time you dream about work.
5. There was an accident on your route home and now you're stuck in an extra 40 minutes of traffic.
(In all fairness, your Friday is probably less ruined than the people in the accident.)
6. Your bank account has 13 cents in it and you don't get paid until next week.
7. Or you just got paid but waited until after banking hours to deposit your check. Now your money won't be in your account until tomorrow and you'll have to borrow money from your friends all night.
8. You miss happy hour by FIVE MINUTES and now your cocktail costs $12.
9. The movie you really want to see is sold out. You knew you should have bought tickets online this afternoon.
10. You can buy tickets to the movie you really want to see, but the only seats are in the first row. Do you just skip it, or sit miserably in the front row, with your neck craned back to see the screen?
11. None of your friends are responding to your texts but you can clearly see they're being "DELIVERED." (Worse: Nobody is responding and iMessage says the texts were read half an hour ago.)
12. That friend who always flakes on you, but you always give him/her another chance? Yeah, they decided to wait until you're parking at wherever you're supposed to be meeting to tell you they're not coming anymore.
13. Your Uber took the wrong route and now it's going to cost you $75.
14. There's a line to get into your favorite bar. And there's NEVER a line.
15. Someone is having their birthday party at the same bar you're at. Now not only do you have to deal with annoying people YELLING all night, but you can't even drink the pain away, because it's a mob scene at the bar and you're never going to get the bartender's attention.
16. You had the perfect Friday. Then you realize it's actually still Thursday.
Good luck rallying tomorrow!