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What is it casual Friday at the convent? We had no idea that both Natalie Portman and Ashley Tisdale were secret nuns, but based on these conservative combos, there's no other explanation!
Why would the sexy, confident Thor star cover-up in a dress fit for your great aunt? And is that not the former High School Musical diva wearing a top and bottom that could easily double as nursing school duds? We get the need to take a break from skintight minis, but these getups are way too much of a right turn in the wrong direction.
The only question worth asking is, which one's less worse? Too confusing? Let's try who looks best, all things considering.
The Black Swan star's Christian Dior dress is certainly well crafted, but who cares considering that drab shape? A shorter skirt, lower neckline or single embellishment of any kind would improve its case. Right now it's just a frumpy old lady frock.
At least the Phineas and Ferb voicer's top and bottom set have a cut, a vintage cut. Plus we love that subtle sheer detailing on the waistband and those unique t-strap sandals.
Sorry Natalie but there's really no contest. What's your take on these double strikeouts?
Tune-in to a brand new Fashion Police tonight at 9/8c on E!