It looks like Southwest Airlines is becoming known for more than just having a simple boarding process that seems to confound and confuse half the human population. (It's letters and numbers! How hard is it for you people to line up correctly?!) 

A couple months ago we wrote about a Southwest flight attendant who turned the safety speech into a stand-up comedy bit and now it seems like that's their regular thing. And after hearing this truly sassy guy do his pre-flight routine, we're going to expect a lot more when we fly that airline. He just tells it like it is and we love it.

Our favorite part of his speech? It's a tie between this line:

"And that seatbelt needs to be low and tight across your hips, just like the hot pink Speedo I'm going to be wearing when I finally get the three of us to a hotel hot tub tonight." 

And this line: 

"For those of you who are traveling with your children…why?"

But his whole routine is a gold mine. Watch it—and on your next flight, demand your flight attendants make you laugh, damn it!

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