Khloe Kardashianhas invented a new kind of day on social media.
In wishing "partner in crime" Scott Disick a happy 31st birthday today via Instagram, Khloé reached way into the archives and posted a split of her and Scott's mug shots from their respective DUI arrests years ago.
And if Scott looks like a kid in his mug shot, that's because he was. Not yet a lord then, Scott was only 18 when he was busted on suspicion of driving under the influence and ultimately pleaded guilty to a non-criminal charge of driving while impaired by alcohol.
Khloé was arrested for DUI in March 2007 and was sentenced to three years' probation. She later admitted to violating that probation by failing to sign up for alcohol-education class in a timely manner and ended up spending about three hours in jail after being sentenced to a possible 30 days.
"What I could have done is just unthinkable," Khloe reflected during a sit-down on The Tyra Banks Show in 2008. "I will never, ever do that again."
And she hasn't, and neither has Scott, who also got a birthday messages and more great throwback pics from Rob Kardashian and Jonathan Cheban.
"Just found this one from 2003 LOLLL..happy Birthday@letthelordbewithyou #hesgonnakillme," Cheban wrote alongside a photo of himself with a camo-print-trucker-hat-wearing Scott.
Rob tweeted, "Happy Birthday @ScottDisick! Love You Brother!" with a photo that appeared to be taken when the whole family was in Bora Bora a few years ago.
Meanwhile, Scott and Kourtney flew yesterday with Khloé and the rest of the family from Florence, Italy, back to Paris after watching Kim Kardashian and Kanye West tie the knot. It was a late night followed by an early morning, but Scott was up for enjoying a leisurely lunch with some pals Sunday upon arrival.
Kourtney also posted a pic yesterday of her and Scott on what couldn't help but have been a romantic double date to the Eiffel Tower at night.
Ah, l'amour. Et joyeux anniversaire, Scott!
To see the road to Kim and Kanye's wedding—from Los Angeles to Paris to Italy—tune in to the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, premiering Sunday June 8 on E!.