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Angela Bassett, Sofia Vergara

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We expect this kind of thing from Sofia Vergara, but it's like Angela Bassett is having a real life How Stella Got Her Groove Back moment!

Kudos to the on-screen vet for kicking it up a major fashion notch in this sexy Ines DiSanto dress. She's obviously taking her role as a vicious voodoo queen in American Horror Story: Coven straight to the couture closet. Unfortunately, she's up against the curvy Colombian goddess in a jaw-dropping Zuhair Murad look. There's typically no such thing as a fair fashion fight against the Modern Family star, but Angela may be the very first to prevail.

In terms of sequin-coverage, both gowns are equally adorned and just as gorgeous. Yes, Sofia's steel sheen is a nice touch, but there's nothing more classic than bead-covered black. When it comes to shape, we're torn between the more dramatic fish tail on the Machete Kills star versus the slight flair on the Olympus Has Fallen actress.

And so this comes down to a battle of the boobs. Whose "golden globes" are having more of a red carpet moment? Unfortunately, Angela's lady humps are a bit too squished into place, meaning TV's Gloria's ta-tas take the cake, again. Agree or disagree?