Oh, Jimmy Kimmel, you're too much.
The late-night TV host recently returned from honeymooning in Italy after marrying his new wife Molly McNearney earlier this month, and the celeb decided to talk about his marriage with the Jimmy Kimmel Live! audience.
And by talk, we mean deliver one wise crack after another, of course.
"We are back from a two-week vacation. I have a beard. I got married…Which I guess means I have two beards!" Kimmel started.
Then he added, "The reason I got married is I needed a Panini maker and it seemed like the cheapest way to get it."
And if you had any interest in knowing just how fancy and expensive his wedding was, the host shared that, "weddings are very expensive. First, you have to ship the bride in from Russia. Then, there's the reception—you know how much 300 Lean Cuisine dinners cost? A lot."
Gourmet lifestyle, folks.