As Mark Ballas so gleefully put it, "You can't spell classical without ass."
No, we suppose you can't.
And there was still plenty of it on display on Dancing With the Stars, even though the final seven were doing Argentine tangos to "The Marriage of Figaro" and, er, "Bad Romance." (Apparently, if strings and winds are carrying the melody, it's considered classical.)
But did the age-old music take the contestants to new heights or suck them into a time warp? (Hint: someone finally scored a 30!)