Lauren Conrad took her shirt off for the cover of Glamour magazine?! Those aren't exactly the, er, hills we were expecting to see from this celeb.
She also let readers in on a little-known secret...
The 26-year-old—who looks fabulous and flawless in her floral embellished boy-short bottoms and nothing else—discussed how she is actually "petrified" to be seen in a bathing suit because a photographer once "zoomed in on her cellulite."
Relax, Conrad, we've seen worse.
The former MTV star also talked about life after The Hills, being linked to "friends" Colton Haynes, Derek Hough and Stephen Dorff, and trying to prove to her critics that she's not famous for nothing.
"I would film all day, and then I had several other businesses on the side. In the last season [of the show] I was running a clothing line and writing a novel. I work really, really hard," she explained. Yeah, take that, critics!
Conrad also dished on her new book, The Fame Game, a story about a bad girl who loves to cause drama on her reality show.
That sounds bizarrely familiar, can you spell autobiography?